Funky Searches

So in a month on IWS, there are at least 2,500 different search words/phrases that bring people to the website. I check through them once or twice a month and always get a good laugh. Here's some funky ones so far - I'm sure there's plenty more to come, it's only the 11th.

free e-cards marriage invitation south indian
uh, dude, wedding e-cards are kinda tacky

marathi webs site on camera lenses
wow, so the marathis have special camera lenses?

luxury wedding night lingerie
ooh la la, try victoria's secret

wallpapers indian wedding mandap
now, are you trying to decorate your new home or computer in wallpaper with a mandap design, or are you trying to create a mandap out of wallpaper?

planning a sikh wedding in goa
ooh, invite me please!

animated asian bridal dresses
were you looking for a cartoon?

in england prize indian lehnga
is this like the prize winning pig contest?

magi designer for wedding
as in maggi noodles?

indian wedding wish
oh, keep wishing

chatwal wedding card
well gee, if i got the card and was invited, i would probably be too rich to be sitting here! meanwhile, take a look at their wedding pictures.

where to buy neeta bhargava
hmm, she might sell you some of her designer clothes but I doubt she'll let you buy her.